master of myself.

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I regret

Imagine this period of struggle paying off. Imagine being granted way more than you originally bargained for. Stay the course my love. It’s coming. You’re almost there.

thebootydiaries:

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!
brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.
me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

radioactiveclit:

justsomeantifas:
alt-right: no one is oppressed oppression isn’t real you whiny snowflakes
alt-right: anyway, conservatives are oppressed.
This actually happened though